Automotive · Energy · Optimus vs Launch · Starlink · Starship
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TSLA VS SPCX
Red corner · Earth
Cars, energy, robots, and the software that ties them together.
Humanoids
Tesla’s humanoid robot. Built first for unsafe, repetitive factory work, then for the home.
Passenger
Model 3, Y, S, and X. The volume franchise: electric cars, SUVs, and the software stack inside them.
Pickup
Stainless exoskeleton, sharp planes, and a cabin that does not pretend to be a Model Y.
Freight
Class 8 electric trucking. Megapack-class batteries and a windshield like a cockpit.
Autonomy
Cybercab and the unsupervised network. No steering wheel. The car as a service.
Software · silicon
Unsupervised driving and the inference computers in the car, the robot, and the cluster.
Utility
Grid-scale batteries. A substation that stores four hours of power instead of just switching it.
Home
Roof, wall, and backup as one product. Generation plus storage for the house.
Network
The charging network that made the cars usable on the highway, now opening to more than Tesla.
White corner · Mars
Launch, Starlink, and the stainless stack pointed at Mars.
Launch
The reusable workhorse. First stages that fly back, land, and fly again.
Heavy lift
Three cores, more payload, and the same landing trick times three.
Next stack
Super Heavy plus Ship, including HLS. Stainless steel, heat tiles, and the Mars vehicle.
Capsule
Crew and Cargo. The capsule that took NASA back to orbit, and still flies the station.
Constellation
Thousands of satellites, laser-linked, for broadband from low Earth orbit.
Ground
Dishy and the kits for home, roam, aviation, and ships. The dish that talks to the swarm.
Phones
Satellites talking to ordinary phones. No dish on the roof.
National security
The classified cousin of Starlink. Same buses, different customer.
Orbit
The next rack is supposed to live in space: power, cooling, and inference above the atmosphere.
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TSLA vs SPCX